Hi, Ace here and I must rant! Mom's busy and she's left her laptop "available".
Yesterday started out pretty good for this 'Ole Cat but it went down hill fast, first she got out the "big red monster", you know that thing that makes a lot of noise~I hate that thing, I think she hit every inch of the house, she even found my hiding place. When all the noise finally settled down I made my way out~~
It looks like Christmas has thrown up here! And she gets mad at me when I leave her little presents!
What is it about humans bringing a tree into the house every year? I must admit I like the fact that Mom places ornaments at the bottom of the tree I CAN play with, she just wishes I had thumbs so I could replace them when I'm through, I wouldn't even do it if I was able! Humpf! (nose in the air)
Now you may ask how it is I can type...I go by instinct hunt & peck!
I decided to retire to the warmth and safety of my grungy bed...uhhh~~where the heck did it go? No warmy thing...and no bed! Have I been evicted? I've been good, I'm on Santa's "Nice" list (I think) So, I decided to make sure my food bowl was still around, yep~it's still here~~had a little snack. I nose around to see where Dad was at...he's down in the shop, I can't go to him for sympathy. I return to the living room only to find my bed and the warmy thing, but something is wrong...the bed smells different...it~~it smells.....clean! Ewwww!!
To show my protest I will NOT get in it, even if it is all nice and toasty warm...nope I'm not going to get in it! So I try every other spot in the house I can find, Mom & Dad's bed~~no, because here she comes with clothes to fold; in Dad's chair~~no, cause he has "stuff" in it; on the back of the couch~~no, 'cause Mom fusses at me for making her back hurt; in the other bed Mom made me...well, it doesn't "fit" anymore, Do they have Kitty Weight Watchers? Mom & Sis seem to enjoy it.
So I go HERE~
Where I felt a little like "Goldilocks" too deep, too hard and NOT warm!
What is a kitty to do?
I gave in...
Why was I fighting it? I'll have it "hairy and smelly" again real soon!
Gotta go...Mom's coming back!